Why Me? Alec Baldwin’s disappointment, undimmed by success.

by Ian Parker

Issue: Sept. 8

You will have many opportunities in the coming weeks to talk about Alec Baldwin. Not only did he just win an Emmy for his work in "30 Rock" - which returns on Oct. 30 - he also appears in the new Dane Cook movie "My Best Friend's Girl."

Alec's the type of guy who has a house in the Hamptons, but wishes he had a different house in the Hamptons.

He's really only happy when performing in a play or driving his speedboat.

Toward the end of the article, Parker writes about joining him for a boat ride on Three Mile Harbor. Alec accelerates to 55 miles per hour and shouts, “This is why we do sitcoms in Queens!”